My boyfriend made me dinner, I don’t know what to say
My boyfriend made me dinner, I don’t know what to say
by BarbaraLatigo
44 Comments
Try-tres-leches
Does he hate you?
Jaded-Ad5081
JukedHimOuttaSocks
How about “thank you” like are manners nothing to you? (then feed it to the dog of course)
Suspicious_Plate_817
Did he feed you piles of turd?
koolaidpussy
chicken hearts? burnt sausage? brown?
Expensive-Frame-5702
I feel like this has GOT to be a parody
BadBadKitty_
fried dog turds
Contundo
“Thank you. But you need to learn how to cook food that is actually good”
romanpenetrator
mmmm kaszanka, looks like shit and tastes even better!
beuua
A bit passive aggressive but with that dish he made sure you’ll never ask again.
LOTRfreak101
So why not post a picture of it?
CantEvenUseThisThing
“I’m breaking up with you.”
idkdudejustkillme
r/shitfromabutt
CatBoyTrip
Salvisurfer
Blood sausage is good for vitality
ChefAsstastic
I’d say fuck off
caught-n-candie
PardonMyNerdity
Um
kingoflions54
You say “No thank you! :)”
TheDarbiter
I love blood sausage, but you gotta eat it with something
arthurdentstowels
Don’t say *It was great thanks babe* because he will cook it again.
No_Ocelot_6773
This is r/poopfromabutt
redditsuckspokey1
r/dogshitfromadogsass
KrayzieBone187
OPs boyfriend
WeirdSysAdmin
iamsheph
“Something wrong, babe?” You’ve barely touched your blood sausage with a spoon and nothing else dinner.”
Impressive-Pepper785
That looks like hate on a plate
floaty_mcfloat
Get out. Thats what you say.
calamity__jam
Whenever I see stuff like this I wonder about weaponized incompetence :p
But maybe it just looks gross and was actually good. Was it?
dangerrnoodle
I’m usually all for being grateful when someone does something nice for me, but this is a wtf send it back even for me.
JoshYx
The appropriate word or phrase, if it exists, would be the opposite of “thank you”
BlommeHolm
Have you tried “the power of Christ compels you”?
Impressive_Tip_3523
That’s poop from a butt
KORZILLA-is-me
Tell him to put it back in the yard where he found it.
introvert_tea
Does he frequently serve you burnt turds? 😧
owzleee
I love black pudding
PancakeParty98
Thinking about a post I saw about a woman who realized while eating a shitty dry sandwich her husband made when she was tired that she needed to divorce her husband.
jsamuraij
Say, ” no, thanks.”
ninesevenecho
Four turds in a bowl is a delicacy. Somewhere.
Wooden_Mastodon_2281
Is that the Before or After photo?
kawiz03
Blink twice if you need us to call 911, since it looks like he is feeding you dog shit.
broomandkettle
Don’t fall for it. This is willful incompetence designed to coerce you into doing all the cooking in this relationship.
I’m not joking.
JediKrys
Shit girl you have some low standards.
HIs4HotSauce
That’s not a meal— it’s a relationship test; if she eats this, she’ll put up with all sorts of my bs.
44 Comments
Does he hate you?
How about “thank you” like are manners nothing to you? (then feed it to the dog of course)
Did he feed you piles of turd?
chicken hearts? burnt sausage? brown?
I feel like this has GOT to be a parody
fried dog turds
“Thank you. But you need to learn how to cook food that is actually good”
mmmm kaszanka, looks like shit and tastes even better!
A bit passive aggressive but with that dish he made sure you’ll never ask again.
So why not post a picture of it?
“I’m breaking up with you.”
r/shitfromabutt
Blood sausage is good for vitality
I’d say fuck off
Um
You say “No thank you! :)”
I love blood sausage, but you gotta eat it with something
Don’t say *It was great thanks babe* because he will cook it again.
This is r/poopfromabutt
r/dogshitfromadogsass
OPs boyfriend
“Something wrong, babe?” You’ve barely touched your blood sausage with a spoon and nothing else dinner.”
That looks like hate on a plate
Get out. Thats what you say.
Whenever I see stuff like this I wonder about weaponized incompetence :p
But maybe it just looks gross and was actually good. Was it?
I’m usually all for being grateful when someone does something nice for me, but this is a wtf send it back even for me.
The appropriate word or phrase, if it exists, would be the opposite of “thank you”
Have you tried “the power of Christ compels you”?
That’s poop from a butt
Tell him to put it back in the yard where he found it.
Does he frequently serve you burnt turds? 😧
I love black pudding
Thinking about a post I saw about a woman who realized while eating a shitty dry sandwich her husband made when she was tired that she needed to divorce her husband.
Say, ” no, thanks.”
Four turds in a bowl is a delicacy. Somewhere.
Is that the Before or After photo?
Blink twice if you need us to call 911, since it looks like he is feeding you dog shit.
Don’t fall for it. This is willful incompetence designed to coerce you into doing all the cooking in this relationship.
I’m not joking.
Shit girl you have some low standards.
That’s not a meal— it’s a relationship test; if she eats this, she’ll put up with all sorts of my bs.